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It's hard out there for a blimp.

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Willem Dafoe: “Sure, I’m modeling Prada now. I’m doing Lagerfeld and Imitation of Christ next month. Adrian Brody dared me to, and then Oldman was all, Let’s do this.”

Willem Dafoe: “Sure, I’m modeling Prada now. I’m doing Lagerfeld and Imitation of Christ next month. Adrian Brody dared me to, and then Oldman was all, Let’s do this.”

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paulftompkins: johnrossbowie: are2: Star-crossed Just Dreamy. Remember when the cast of Star Wars did that weird production of Our Town? But playing their Star Wars characters playing the characters in Our Town? And Chewbacca played The Stage Manager? And no one could understand a fucking word he was saying? And it was so terrible but it was a huge hit? Because people went out of morbid curiosity? Remember that?

paulftompkins:

johnrossbowie:

are2:

Star-crossed

Just Dreamy.

Remember when the cast of Star Wars did that weird production of Our Town? But playing their Star Wars characters playing the characters in Our Town? And Chewbacca played The Stage Manager? And no one could understand a fucking word he was saying? And it was so terrible but it was a huge hit? Because people went out of morbid curiosity? Remember that?

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“Ewok With Mardi Gras Beads” by  Leah. Man, this little guy looks like he’s really angry about his absinthe hangover.

“Ewok With Mardi Gras Beads” by  Leah. Man, this little guy looks like he’s really angry about his absinthe hangover.

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Rob Delaney: TITLES CONSIDERED for MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: GHOST PROTOCOL

robdelaney:

I’ll probably get in trouble for posting this, but I found a document at Paramount Pictures that lists the titles they considered for the new Mission Impossible film before settling on the excellent “Ghost Protocol.” Please repost in case they take it down from my site.

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: LOAF PARAGRAPH

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: PLOP CENTRIFUGE

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: CUNT SULLIVAN

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: BEEF PAMPHLETEER

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: FROST DEBUTANTE

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: BITCH NIGGAPLEEZ

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: MITCH CALIBRATE

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: FERN GABLETOOTH

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: PEACH BOTTLETOP

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: NORTH WIGGLEDOWN

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: FOAM SNUGGLEPOP

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: CARP TELEPHONE

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: COCK BLANKETSQUIRT

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WALL STREET IS WAR STREET The traders in stocks and bones shriek for New Frontiers—but the coffins return to the Bronx and Harlem. Bull markets of murder deal in a stock exchange of death. Profits rise to the ticker tape of your dead sons. Poison gas RAINS on Vietnam. You cannot plead “WE DID NOT KNOW.” Television brings the flaming villages into the safety of your home. You commit genocide in the name of freedom. BUT YOU TOO ARE THE VICTIMS! If unemployment rises, you are given work, murderous work. If education is inferior, you are taught to kill. If the blacks get restless, they are sent to die. This is Wall Street’s formula for the great society! February 10, 1967
WALL STREET IS WAR STREET

The traders in stocks and bones shriek for New Frontiers—but the coffins return to the Bronx and Harlem. Bull markets of murder deal in a stock exchange of death. Profits rise to the ticker tape of your dead sons. Poison gas RAINS on Vietnam. You cannot plead “WE DID NOT KNOW.” Television brings the flaming villages into the safety of your home. You commit genocide in the name of freedom.

BUT YOU TOO ARE THE VICTIMS!

If unemployment rises, you are given work, murderous work. If education is inferior, you are taught to kill. If the blacks get restless, they are sent to die. This is Wall Street’s formula for the great society!


February 10, 1967